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Subject: FUNNY,NAUGHTY AND JOKES
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desire16 19.10.07 - 03:01am
this Cat is Cat a Cat good Cat way Cat 2 Cat keep Cat a Cat idiot Cat busy Cat 4 Cat 20 Cat 2nd Cat..nw read it without sayin Cat! *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:08am
hsbnd asks his wife..do u knw the meaning of WIFE? it means Without Information Fighting Everytime..wife said no! It means With Idiot For Ever *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:09am
when I was born devil said..oh !! Another god!! & when u were born devil said..oh !! Competition *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:11am
birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye..i dnt worry i dnt cry..im jst happy that cows cnt fly *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:13am
im a killer! I kill people 4 money but u r my frnd..I KILL U 4 FREE *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:16am
8 this moment in time 10million people r hving s*x,5million people r drinking coffee,100million people r sleeping and 1 stupid fool is reading my text!! *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:18am
the rain makes all things beautiful..the grass and the flowers 2, if rain makes all things beautiful y doesnt it rain on u? *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:20am
i wnt u 2 knw that our frndship means a lot 2 me,u cry i cry,u lough i lough, u jump out the window I look dwn and then..i lough again.. *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:28am
oT TnAW T2U !THpinboop YA2 !..2m23rb T33w2 ! Confused na? Read in a mirror..nw *
desire16 19.10.07 - 03:30am
congrats ur ph hs been installed wth new puzzle game..2 play throw ur ph against the wall then assemble the pieces *
desire16 19.10.07 - 05:43am
f u read this,Im smart,if u save this u agree im smart,if u 4wrd this ur spread in that im smart..f u delate this..ur jealous *
desire16 8.11.07 - 04:15am
A husband was stung by a bee on his p***s and it bcme swollen..then his wife prayed.. oh god may u remove the pain and leave the size as it is..! * *
desire16 8.11.07 - 04:18am
Alws start ur day with a lot of..s*x..S~SMILE,E~ENERGY,X~XCITEMENT so make s*x a daily habit and you'll alws b sucs*xful! In life *
desire16 8.11.07 - 04:20am
come here take ur pants and knickers..get on top of enjoy until u get satisfied,loving ur..TOILET! *
desire16 8.11.07 - 04:24am
2 lovers plan suicide..Boy jumped 1st..Girl closed her eyes and return back saying Love is blind Boy in air opened his para e saying Love never dies *
desire16 8.11.07 - 04:28am
A man proposed his girlfriend..and his girlfriend said I am 1year elder than u and a man said oye..no problem sweetheart..! I'll marry u next year *
desire16 8.11.07 - 04:30am
why do couples hold hand during their wedding day? it is jst a formality like 2 
shaking hands b4 the fight begins.. *
desire16 8.11.07 - 04:33am
75yrs old man got married with a girl of 15yrs old..at marriage nite they both r crying!coz girl dnt knw anything and an old man have 4gotten everything.. *
desire16 8.11.07 - 04:39am
a boyfriend ask his girlfriend..Who is stronger? Man or women? And his girlfriend say.. a women! Then he ask back.. why? Then she said.. coz a women lifts 2 mountain on her chest while a man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones! 
*
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:06am
When u feel sad..2 cheer up jst go a the mirror and say..d*mn I am really soo cute U will over come ur sadness..But dnt make this a habit! Coz Liars go 2 HELL!! *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:08am
Look at the world as 1 big chococlate cake..it would neverb complete without few sweets & nuts..SWEETS LIKE ME & NUTS LIKE U *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:11am
Wife dreaming in the middle of the nights..SUDDENLY Shoutup..Quick! My husband is back Men gets up jumps of the window..Then realizes ! Iam the husband. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:14am
News3 CHIMS escaped frm the zoo! 1 was cought watchin TV..another playing a ball and the 3rd 1 was cought reading this post.. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:16am
GIRLS r like phones..we like 2 b held and talked too.. but f a press the wrong b*tton u'll b disconnected.. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:19am
Maths teachers: F u have 12 chocolates & u give 5 to leena..3 to tina & 4 too meena..then what will u get? Student: 3 new girlfriends *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:21am
wife: Darling to day is our wedding anniversary! What should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:24am
Touch it gently.. put ur finger inside..F the hole is big put 3 finger..rub it up and down. that the way 2 wash a glass.. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:27am
I want 2 s*ck u..lick..u..wanna move my tongue all over u..wanna feel u in my mouth..yep thats how u eat a ICE CREAM. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:31am
son:Dad..what is an idiot? DAD:an idiot is a pers who tries 2 explain his ideas in such a strane & long way that another person who is listening 2 him cnt understand him! do u understand me? SON: no! *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:37am
Doctor: I regret 2 tell u that u have a brain tumor man: Yesss!!! (jumps in joys) Doctor: Did u understand what I Just told u? Man: yes of course! Do u think I' am dumb! Doctor: then why are u happy? Man: Because that proves that I have a brain! Doctor: ??.. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:41am
Raja and rani tired of mobiles..they decided 2 use pigeons..1 day pigeon reached raja without message! Angry raja calls rani and say Why didnt u send message? and rani replied Stupid it was a missed call..!! rajaoh! *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:44am
A dentist was removing a tooth of a lady..he saidMam u are holding my ba11s! she saidI knw its jst 2 remind u that we r nt going 2 hurt each other. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:47am
In which place men and women both have CURLY HAIR? oh!God..!! Your thingkin is so VULGURL! Its in AFRICA (they hair) *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:50am
A very famous actress with the reputation of a steamy s*x life finally died..at last theyre finally 2gether 1 mourners said you mean with her husband? No I mean her legs came the reply. *
desire16 9.11.07 - 09:52am
what 4 letter words start with F and end with K? And if a man cnt get it he uses his hands.. *
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